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Are your seriously cool? Are you ultra modern? I doubt you're as hip and with it as my contemporary barstools. My contemporary barstools are so hip they were rocking the trashy pink wig long before Britney Spears was. Contemporary barstools can be extremely judgmental and only like other contemporary barstools. They are always thinking they have the answers to the world's problems and cannot stand someone who doesn't dress like them. Contemporary barstools mean well, they just have a sarcastic way about them. You might even say contemporary barstools have complacent air about them. They are stunning and stylish yes, but their sense of entitlement is disgusting. My contemporary barstools taught me how to dress and now I'm so mod I can't even recognize myself. It's OK though, because now that I am one of them me and my contemporary barstools get along just fine. Some of our favorite activities include drinking martinis while judging the world and criticizing American politics. My contemporary barstools and I travel in an ultra hip "green" car with zero admissions, just so we can prove to people that we are better than them. So me and my contemporary barstools are smug, big deal.
The other day while my contemporary barstools and I were wine and cheese shopping, an antique barstool was getting in our face and we were not having it. We totally gave that antique barstool a dirty look and walked away. The best part about my contemporary barstools is that they share my taste in music, as we have impeccable taste and hate anything mainstream. Our favorite thing to wear are dresses with tights and slip on flat shoes. One contemporary stool told me that if it was not for them, my house would look like "hot mess" whatever that means.
If you want to be cool then you need to join the club and purchase some contemporary barstools immediately. Contemporary barstools do not come looking for you, you go looking for them. Contemporary bar stools will have you looking fly and acting cool in no time. Not to mention the fact that contemporary barstools will save your house form becoming a "hot mess."
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